The 14 Worst Break-Up Texts Ever
Break-up texts are hard to write. You can’t be honest with the person, because if you were, you would unleash a fury upon them that would echo through eternity, but you can’t be too nice or it will...
View ArticleOur Celeb Crush Amber Heard is Bisexual and Damn Proud of it
No pun here, fellas -- our celeb crush of the day Amber Heard digs dudes and chicks. The blonde bombshell "came out" in 2010 and is very open about her sexuality. Continue reading…
View Article12 Bulls**t Lines People Use During Break-ups — And What They Actually Mean
Yesterday, I overheard one dude-bro discussing with another dude-bro his flatlining relationship and the correct procedure to "dump the nut job." Continue reading…
View Article10 Benefits to Having a Robot Girlfriend
Robots may dream of electric sheep, but men dream of the perfect robot girlfriend. A woman who fits that perfect physical and mental ideal. Plus a robot woman just sounds easier to deal with. Continue...
View Article11 Famous Quotes About Sex You're Going To Wish You Said First
Sex is a topic that even the greatest of minds will discuss -- usually because it's always on the mind. Continue reading…
View ArticleInteractive Map Shows Just What Type of Smut Your State Searches For the Most
You can learn a lot about a person based on 1) where they live and 2) their internet history. Today I learned the US is filled with fans of creampies and not the kind made by Hostess. Continue reading…
View Article10 Craziest Public Places People Have Been Caught Masturbating
Regardless of what the Pope might think, masturbation is totally normal. That is, it’s totally normal as a private endeavor in a controlled environment. Continue reading…
View ArticleHere's a 39-Foot Tall Vagina in Case You've Never Seen One
We're not even going to pretend we know the first thing about art but here is a piece of artistry we'll gladly get inside of behind. Continue reading…
View ArticleGuys Debut Boob-Staring & Masturbation Apps at Tech Event, Offend Everyone
Rogue technology developers debuted separate apps for staring at boobs and measuring masturbating velocity at the Tech Crunch Disrupt conference in San Francisco this weekend, and they pretty much made...
View ArticleLooking For a New Massage Alternative? How About a Rub Down From 48NN Breasts?
Kristy Love spent a year learning to be a masseuse. She was unable to secure a gig, not because she wasn't good at her job, but because of her massive 48NN chest. Continue reading…
View ArticlePizza Joint Offering Women Free Pizza in Exchange For Showing Their Racks
Bad promotions seem to be a trend right now in the Midwest. Continue reading…
View ArticleNew Survey Says If Your Girl is Cheating, She's Probably Humping Her Boss
Home is where the heart is but work is where the sex is -- according to a new survey from a website that helps hook up cheaters with other cheaters. Continue reading…
View ArticleDita Von Teese Strips Down — Talks Burlesque & Her Love of 'Escaping' Clothing
It is unlikely that anyone has put as much thought and effort into getting undressed as Dita Von Teese, the undisputed queen of neo-burlesque. Continue reading…
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